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I’ll be at the world cup this year!

Find out why on December 9 >

2

I answer your questions live every Sunday on Facebook.

Come join us and ask away! >

3

My brand new show! The audience picks the jokes, I make them funny!

Registration opens 12/1 >

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New Book Alert!

Shiny Misfits

A graphic novel by yours truly.

A hilarious story about fame and friendship, by comedian and disability activist Maysoon Zayid, paired with Shadia Amin’s absolutely perfect art!

When Bay Ann wobbles at the end of her Halloween tap dance performance, the moment goes viral! Not because of her amazing tap routine (she crushed it), but because it’s an “inspirational” moment when Alyee Maq, her crush and classmate, catches her. The world sees Bay Ann’s cerebral palsy—not her talent. (For the record, she was swooning a little bit from the strength of her crush, not falling because of her palsy!)

Bay Ann doesn’t want her classmate to get all the fame, and she is NOT satisfied being anything but the best. She’s determined to find the thing that will make her famous in her own right, and enlists her two best friends, Michelle and Davey, to assist her in her quest for glory. Can she find the thing that really makes her special? Maybe it’ll be a kids baking show? A school science experiment? A class debate?

But everything she tries goes off the rails, until ultimately, she thinks she sees her chance to shine—by ditching her two best friends at the end of year talent show, and pairing with nemesis/crush Alyee Maq!

Will Bay Ann pick fame and glory over friendship? Or will she learn that maybe working together is what she needed to do all along…

I Write Stuff

Weddings are the worst and even worse, they are a waste.

Let’s go through all the different categories of misery you’ll find at a wedding.

The true story of how a Muslim Jersey girl with cerebral palsy creates her own path to stardom

Voices of Disability celebrates the real stories — not the stigmas or stereotypes — of this dynamic and vibrant community of individuals.

The true story of how a Muslim Jersey girl with cerebral palsy creates her own path to stardom

Weddings are the worst and even worse, they are a waste.

Let’s go through all the different categories of misery you’ll find at a wedding.

Voices of Disability celebrates the real stories — not the stigmas or stereotypes — of this dynamic and vibrant community of individuals.

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me.

How to
hire me

If you’d like to book me for a show, appearance, or date, please contact Bethany Dick bd@assembly-la.com

You can also reach out to my fabulous agent at Harry Walker for availability and fees.

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Sometimes I answer and it's magical. Sometimes I don't and it's still magical. Either way, magic.