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"I'm not drunk. But the doctor who delivered me was! Check in on me in an hour. If I'm walking straight, you'll know I'm wasted."

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GUTSY
Episode 1

I join Hillary and Chelsea Clinton for episode 1 of Gutsy on Apple TV.

Watch it now!

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Advice You Don't Want to Hear

3

Carolines on Broadway

“Sometimes, you just gotta laugh!” an annual comedy event hosted by Ms. Foundation for Women.

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Advice You Don't Want to Hear...

So you need some advice? Think you’re ready to hear the truth? Ask below, and I will answer the best entries with a video response.

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New Book Alert!

Shiny Misfits

Book details forthcoming.

Coming in October.

I Write Stuff

Weddings are the worst and even worse, they are a waste.

Let’s go through all the different categories of misery you’ll find at a wedding.

The true story of how a Muslim Jersey girl with cerebral palsy creates her own path to stardom

Voices of Disability celebrates the real stories — not the stigmas or stereotypes — of this dynamic and vibrant community of individuals.

The true story of how a Muslim Jersey girl with cerebral palsy creates her own path to stardom

Weddings are the worst and even worse, they are a waste.

Let’s go through all the different categories of misery you’ll find at a wedding.

Voices of Disability celebrates the real stories — not the stigmas or stereotypes — of this dynamic and vibrant community of individuals.

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me.

How to
hire me

If you’d like to book me for a show, appearance, or date, please contact Bethany Dick bd@assembly-la.com

You can also reach out to my fabulous agent at Harry Walker for availability and fees.

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Sometimes I answer and it's magical. Sometimes I don't and it's still magical. Either way, magic.